I need a distraction

Please. I need to get away from this loneliness.
I need a mood charger. I need a 24 hours friend with a non stop talking subject. I need a super fun person who could make me laugh till I can't catch any breathe.
Geez, I'm feeling bored. 10 out of 10.
Eat me. I have nothing to do.
Friends are good at school. Oh, wrong. Friends are terrific at school.
But home? Super silent. Double times. No sister, no brother. It's just me myself only.
I need a distraction.